Regarding the Events of One Sherlock’s Scandalous St. Valentine’s Day

Steamdroids! Sherlocks! Analytical Engines! An erotic steampunk tale. * * * I arrived home an hour late from work on Valentine's Day to find the door ajar, my wife missing, and a note waiting for me on the mantelpiece. I expected to come home to an angry wife. Instead, I found her gone. With trepidation, I read the note. It simply read, Find me.